Well, they shouldn't

It went like this -- SHE made chocolate milk for one of the boys, the younger one, and he complained about it, said he wanted chocolate milk. And she said "I made it." and he said "No, like DADDY's chocolate milk." And his older brother agreed, and they said mine was the best, and I told her "Stoics shouldn't make chocolate milk; chocolate milk is an Epicurean thing." And she laughed, grudgingly agreeing. That made me think I needed to do an Epicurean blog. I'm sure there are zillions of foodieblogs out there, but I'm doing one, anyway.